Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr
Reblog for truth, justice and HILARITY.
Plus, the basis of my parent’s courtship
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
Yes, because this is one of the genuinely meanest things ever. OK, it sucks for her but maybe the producers will learn something?
My philosophy in life:
To solve any problem; hit/kick it or apply DUCK TAPE. If these don’t work or aren’t valid options (ie most interpersonal issues) proceed to Ben & Jerry’s.
Sail away, I miss you more until you see the shore
There I will be waiting, anticipating
[THIRD ARDA WORLD-CYCLE] The senior shipwright takes a walk along the shore at sundown, the way he always does after clocking out. Strange fellow, nobody disturbs him at that time, on pain of a violent rebuke or reaction. Always with his face to the West. Always looking back like he was expecting to be followed.
Walked past one of the tourists one day—little man came fresh from that cruise ship SS Namaarie docked—and his seeing-eye dog, and would have kept walking if the tourist hadn’t talked.
If you’d have seen the look on his face! Like someone late to a joke. Or… or someone who’d found something. Strange fellow.
…it was supposed to be just picture #1. And then it serious’d. And then it un-serious’d.
#so after arda gets rebuilt 2x #bilbo sails back east #because despite what he’s learnt he will always sail east #that’s where the sun rises after all #and thorin’s learned to get jobs near the sea #in all his incarnations he’s kept vigil over the sea #black coffee
no, I don’t smoke pot
no, I don’t plan on smoking pot
no, I [don’t] smoke anything
no, I have no intentions to start smoking anything
no, I don’t care if you smoke whatever while I’m around
Christ, I really don’t get why this just turned into a thing, when I could honestly give a shit